tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37387629203115845652011-07-31T01:56:55.267-07:00As your president I will work for the common people, because I am one.The Clinton Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17284262550573236839noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3738762920311584565.post-30353165549173236332009-07-15T08:48:00.000-07:002009-07-15T09:24:28.337-07:00<em>With his first term coming to a close, incumbent President Charles Smith took time out of his busy schedule of golf and nap-time to sit with us and answer our questions.<br /></em><br />Q: Why should the American people elect you as our next president?<br />A: My stuff is already in the White House. Do you know the cost of moving?<br /><br />Q: If you are re-elected, what will be the first 2 items on your priority list?<br />A: A deep tissue massage and getting my face on the quarter. Washington already has the dollar bill, right?<br /><br />Q: What is your position on the war against terrorism?<br />A: Downward Dog.<br /><br />Q: The economy is on everyone’s mind, what ideas do you have to improve the economy?<br />A: A $500 tax rebate for anyone who voted for me, funded by an additional $1,000 tax increase for those who didn’t.<br /><br />Q: What do you have to say to the people who didn’t agree with your policies during your first 4 years as president?<br />A: I know who you are and I know where you live. Don't ever forget that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3738762920311584565-3035316554917323633?l=charlessmithforpresident.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Clinton Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17284262550573236839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3738762920311584565.post-47680306562618091612009-07-06T13:38:00.000-07:002009-07-08T10:58:31.705-07:00<ol><li>I love this country. I wanted to name my first-born “America” but my wife Cathy refused.</li><li>I believe in liberty and justice for all, regardless of race or creed. </li><li>Creed: an American post-grunge band that became popular in the 1990’s. </li><li>I already live in the White House. Moving out will cost the taxpayers more money. Money which could have been used to fund the construction of a wall on the Mexican border.</li><li>Iway amway ilingualbay.</li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3738762920311584565-4768030656261809161?l=charlessmithforpresident.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Clinton Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17284262550573236839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3738762920311584565.post-26036391023469980032009-07-02T08:11:00.001-07:002009-07-02T08:16:25.210-07:00<p class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="">Sometimes we ask ourselves questions that have no answer. They make us feel more spiritual. “Does global warming exist?” and “Is Elvis alive?” are examples of this.<span style=""> </span>A wise man once asked, “If we’re not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?” I meditate on this often.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="">Your honorable, patriotic, and good-looking president,</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="">Charles H. Smith<br /><span style=""><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3738762920311584565-2603639102346998003?l=charlessmithforpresident.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Clinton Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17284262550573236839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3738762920311584565.post-67797793815207890102009-07-01T12:24:00.000-07:002009-07-02T08:16:02.376-07:00<span style=";font-family:&quot;;font-size:11;" >October 21, 2009 (<st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on"></st1:city></st1:place></span>WASHINGTON D.C.<span style=";font-family:&quot;;font-size:11;" ><st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on"></st1:city><st1:state st="on"></st1:state></st1:place>) – Today President Charles Smith announced he will be running again for President<span style=""> of the United States. </span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1JLCWYke-vU/Sku4SKCt8MI/AAAAAAAAAAM/6vQ4ORSAWS4/s1600-h/img_november_pub.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 269px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1JLCWYke-vU/Sku4SKCt8MI/AAAAAAAAAAM/6vQ4ORSAWS4/s320/img_november_pub.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353575204132876482" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3738762920311584565-6779779381520789010?l=charlessmithforpresident.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Clinton Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17284262550573236839noreply@blogger.com0